This seems like a fun addition, so I wondered if this is general knowledge:
“You can easily fix the "recalculating" to have her say anything you want to. My Garmin says: "Darn, I screwed up again, give me a second, I'll get it figured out". Just log in to:
http://turboccc.wikispaces.com/TTSVoiceEditor and go crazy with the endless possibilities to change your Garmin's phrases.
Just make sure you save the current vocabulary to a directory on your
computer so you can go back to the originals if you need to.
If there is an In-n-Out Burger within a mile, she says " Holy crap, slow down, there’s an In-n-Out Burger ahead".
Are you being manipulated? “A newly wed couple badly wanted to invite their families for a sumptuous Christmas Day dinner and the traditional exchanging of gifts. Everything seemed to work out all right except they were short of money to pay for the obligatory gifts. So they went shopping armed with their credit cards. As they shopped around from store to store, the atmosphere of the music, colorful gifts and inviting decorations lured them into spending much more than they could reasonably afford.Then in late January, the bills started coming in. They had precious little money set aside to pay them. They struggled to keep enough food on the table, pay the house rent and make the car payment. They realized too late they had succumbed to all the Christmas advertising—ending up with a painful financial hangover.
Could this story also describe your circumstances?